Eye Sea Ewe.

For you, Sarah.


Her: How many pairs of big sunglasses do you own?
Me: 12 or 13, why?
Her: How many eyes do you have?
Me: That you can see? >.< Do the ones in the back of my head count?
Her: You always have them on. 2/3 of the time I see you.
Me: That's not true. I just saw you twice last week, and I didn't have any on.
Her: True, but the day before that you were wearing TWO pairs. Do the math.
Me: ... you are lying.
Her: No. One on your head and one on your face,you didn't even notice.You need help.



Big Sunglasses.

2 out of 3 me's recommend them.