Bow down bitches.

There.

For anyone who doubted it when I said that I am a complete dork, that I suck at science, and that I am in love with bad television, now you know- I don't play.

Do you see how high I scored on awkward? WTF is that? There wasn't even a question asking me how many times I randomly fall down, drop stuff, trip over something, or spill my purse.


I figure if I'm that much of a nerd, nose picking is acceptable, yes?

Sorry about the lack of randomness and babbling lately guys, besides adjusting to living in TN I have had to deal with the tragic news that my future husband is a woman beater.

Seriously, Chris.. Why?
We could have had such a great future together. But you had to go and throw it all away.

That's alright, better Rihanna than me, but still... =(

Eye Sea Ewe.

For you, Sarah.


Her: How many pairs of big sunglasses do you own?
Me: 12 or 13, why?
Her: How many eyes do you have?
Me: That you can see? >.< Do the ones in the back of my head count?
Her: You always have them on. 2/3 of the time I see you.
Me: That's not true. I just saw you twice last week, and I didn't have any on.
Her: True, but the day before that you were wearing TWO pairs. Do the math.
Me: ... you are lying.
Her: No. One on your head and one on your face,you didn't even notice.You need help.



Big Sunglasses.

2 out of 3 me's recommend them.

Music? Who likes music?

Alright, maybe I have a bit of an obsession, it's true!


Damien Rice:




And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off you

Comfortable, John Mayer..



Can't remember, what went wrong last September
Though I'm sure that you'd remind me, if you had to

Our love was, comfortable and
so broken in



I CANNOT say enough about this song, it just.. wow... "Kylie from Conneticut", by of course.. Ben Folds.




And how on earth could you be a true fan of Ben Folds without a little of this:

Rockin' this Bitch.. in Murray.



As always guys, enjoy this life and be happy!

From time to time my boss will give me a reason or two to like him. Really really like him. Today is one of those times.

I'm adding comic books to the list under free meat, and paychecks.

You can only imagine my delight at having Obama and Spiderman cross paths in the first place (And for those of you who don't know, they'll be doing it again on Feb. 18th, so get ready- they'll be going fast!) , but to be walking around with my favorite mocha and turn the corner and BAM find that they have an entire shelf just for me, and a chair within reaching distance where I can sit and sip and read and read and sip and ..


Ah, life is good.