For Cass, for Stacy.

You were afraid that you would disappear,
that you would be lost and forgotten.

I held you tight against the dark and
said that I would always come for you.

Then one day it happened. You were
torn from my arms and vanished
from this world.

Maybe you don't remember
my promise. But I meant
every word.

I hope you're not afraid,
wherever you are.

You don't need to be.

I'm not.

I will find you.

(I want to clarify, I didn't write this, I found it, and it reminded me of a conversation I had with someone, that's all.)

I told ya'll she was dangerous.

I caught her in the act of trying to steal my car.

World domination, next stop.

For those of you who don't know- I am studying Arabic. Yay me! More stuff I'll never use!

Anyway, today my tutor (Who is Arabic, obviously) let me pick my own phrases to get the proper pronunciation of. And while running off a long list that I had been struggling with, I threw in "Everybody get down, I have a bomb!"...


Haha.

Best awkward silence ever.

Randomness

Happy Friday!


A couple of days ago I was at work sitting at my desk all squished so the bug man could spray around the walls and under my desk (Monthly spraying, no infestation thank you!) I got a card from an amazing friend of mine which caused me to burst out crying. So the bug guy looks up at me like I'm insane because I have tears pouring down my face (and probably a snotty nose) and my makeup is all runny and I'm sobbing. Trying to lighten the mood a little I say "It's the bugs, I'm just so sad for them".. and go back to what I was doing- thinking I'd made a little joke, made him more comfortable and it was forgotten.

A few minutes later when he is getting ready to leave he brings me the invoice for the spraying and looks at me with the more serious expression and goes "Hey, I'm really sorry about the bugs.." and leaves. He was- dead serious.


I waited till he walked out to break out into hysterical laughter.

Can you imagine the blog post that guy probably made about me?!?!